I guess I'm a Hater

Well a little while ago i did a post on old people and why they annoy me...completely innocent, and i got this very hurtful reply...

you're really stupid. and insensitive. these "old people" were doing shit for the world before you were even born, and now they're not as spry as they used to be, haters like you suddenly see them as nuisances. wake up, grow up, get a grip. you're going to wake up old one day.
ashley | 02.19.04 - 2:58 pm | #

Insensitive i may be, but stupid? no! i was thinking economics when i wrote that. Seriously, we'd save SO much money if we just got rid of them. You know, i think that it would still be cheaper if we put a 100$ a head bounty on people over 55. People don't "Suddenly" get old, it takes time (a lot of it), and then they leech off of everyone else. just the same as they don't "suddenly" become nuisances, it develops over time. One day i may be old, but i won't just wake up that way one day, i'll see it coming years off. stupid people don't realise that getting old takes time.

That being said, ashley you must take into account that some people DO have a sense of humor and not everything should be taken seriously. like i mean, we couldn't really grind up old people and feed them as is to the homeless, we'd need to produce mass ammounts of gravy to go with it because the meat would be so horribly dry. So if you're going to critisize me for something, keep in mind that i'm probably joking.
-Matt

the truth about a 30 year old loser that works in a comic book store

Alright I was online today and this article was brought to my attention by a really good friend of mine. Now this guy seriously needs to be slapped, and I mean slapped damn hard. First thing I noticed right from the start is that this guy never said men or women, he keeps saying boys and girls which leads me to believe that this 30 year old probably is still stuck in the preteen "girls have cooties" stage of his life and he probably still lives in his moms basement. Next thing I noticed was his star trek analogy, nothing screams DORKWAD like the ability to make an actually analogy to star trek that is understandable to other trekkies. But I'm too tired now to fully insult this idiot but I suggest you read the article and make you're own decision on how stupid this guy is.
-Matt

Old People: The alternative fuel source

Monday was family day here in Alberta, and I went out with my mom to go shopping. It seemed to me that it was also pokey old people day, it was so annoying, I'd be trying to walk down an aisle and BAM! Old person taking their merry time to move, and they were everywhere, clogging traffic with their slowness. And to top it all off, these same slow old people would start poking and pushing you to get you out of the way when the odd time came up that you were stopped and they wanted to go. So during my frustration I thought of a brilliant idea, we could use old people as an alternative fuel source! I mean, we could grind them up and burn them for energy thus we have a renewable resource for fuel. And then I thought "why stop there" why don't we kill two birds with one stone, world hunger AND over population. We could take all the baby boomers send them to a slaughter house and then take all the meat from them and feed it to the homeless. I mean, it would solve so many problems, no more hungry homeless people, no more old people clogging traffic and stores, and no more retired people making the younger generations pay for their pension. And just think of the money saved in the health care system without all those prosthetic hips being needed.
-Matt

goddamnit man you have way too much time on your hands to think up of all that shit

-Errol

The lowest common denominator

There's always something that can piss you off faster then anything else. Something, that no matter what the situation, will worsen your day just upon the mention of it. Something that irks you to no end and that frustrates you immensely. With me, it's the customers at the world-famous (maybe not world) "Wal-mart". I've been thinking this over quite a lot and I have put most customers into general classifications and then color coded them...minus the color coding but here goes...

The Bargain Hunter:
The bargain hunter is of course just that. Most of the time an elderly woman (there are exceptions), the bargain hunter can be found lurking through the aisles on a quest for the lowest prices, buying items that normal people would almost never need because it's on sale. The bargain hunter will abstain from purchasing products if they can save even a few cents buying it somewhere else. The bargain hunter is easily recognizable by the fact that they have a cart full of Uncle Joe's turtle wax, BIG JIM'S Q-tips, and extra strength horse tranquilizer.

The WIDE LOAD
The Wide Load is usually a middle aged outrageously overweight person that seems to enjoy perusing the aisles at a crawl and of course they must be right in the middle of the aisle as to avoid hitting the shelves with their oversized load. The Wide Load always seems to have the uncanny ability to stop in front of the exact shelf that you need to get to and seem to spend a long time there for no apparent reason, although research has shown that they may be trying to catch their breath from over exerting themselves. Research has also shown that provoking a wide load may cause them to jiggle with fury.

The Defiler
Defilers have no specific characteristics, the only time you can identify one is when you catch them in action. A defiler is the type of person that opens up all the containers to see what's really in side, they undo all the seals and then place the product back on the shelf and take a brand new box. Sometimes they must open up multiple boxes of the same product just to be sure that they are all the same. Unfortunately this leaves the product even more vulnerable to the next group of customers.

The Scavenger
The Scavenger is never seen in action and while almost the same as a run of the mill shoplifter there are some key differences. A scavenger will take only parts of a whole product, not the entire thing. They seem to take key pieces that when missing render the product useless but have no actual use on their own. Even an unopened container is not safe from a scavenger, they have the innate ability to open and close a container flawlessly.

The Mother Hen
This person brings their children with them everywhere and unfortunately these are always the most ill mannered misfits imaginable. The mother hen only ever reacts in two ways, either beating the children (or at least threatening to) or completely ignoring the children and annoying every other person around them. This person is also the type of person that believes that it's a bright idea to take 1 to 5 year old children out all day and expect them not to do anything.

The Stink Monger
The stink monger is quite possibly the most disgusting and revolting person you can imagine. They are the type of person that has never heard of bathing and they also believe that health care products are a waste of money. They seem to also like being in close proximity to other people and also seem to never notice their own stench.

(and now I have writer's block so please excuse me as a bash my head against the keyboard
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The Lost Fool
The lost fool is probably not as annoying to other customers as they are to Wal-mart employees. The lost fool will enter into any department and ask where a product is that could never ever be considered to be located anywhere in that department, for example someone asking for moth balls in the foods section. They are the type that go to the pets department and ask if the newest Yu-Gi-Oh or Bey blade shipment are in.

The Nit Picker
The nit picker must always pick only the type of product that shows no blemishes or scratches. The slightest discoloration of the plastic or a small fray in the fabric means that this item is no longer fit to be used by the nit picker. The nit picker has such high standards that nothing but the best will do for them...That's why they shop at Wal-mart.

The Sale Searcher
There is a difference between the sale searcher and the bargain hunter, while the Bargain hunter will buy things that they don't need because it's on sale, the sale searcher will only come for one thing and one thing only. The dilemma with this is that the sale searcher has a tendency to arrive late for a sale and then commence to whine about how the sale should still be on. After a long argument with an unfortunate employee the sale searcher will storm out of the store fuming mad about the injustice done upon them.

I seem to have only skimmed the surface of the types of customers that frequent Wal-mart but the ones that are not mentioned are no less annoying then those that were. my advice is either to just avoid Wal-mart or kick these people as you see them in the hopes that they can overcome their annoying ways.
-Matt

Tra la la la la, Someone seems to not know what he's talking about

Alright, I'm tossing this little guestbook entry in here for 2 reasons. Firstly I find it rather amusing and must reply to it but I'm sick of just posting out here when people don't know what I'm talking about. Secondly I'm deleting it from my guestbook because despite the fact that I can have thousands of entries in there before I even need to start worrying about it filling up, it's simply too much of a waste of space for me to leave there. So here it is...

Ha ha,

Not very hard to get around blocks. But you know what; I learned this gettting an education. Speaking of speaking face to face, how many times had I heard you dis Clayton behind his back? Many times. Can you say hypocrite? You shouldn't preach out your mouth then do the opposite. Plus the fact that you Matt are in fact overwieght as well, and the fact that you have your own BLOG to drone on and on with; this makes your call on me being a fat computer nerd null. Hey, guess what I found Matt? A hypocrite. Errol, despite being gay sometimes, is still OK. You think I hid the fact that I drew that picture? No, I didn't. I told Errol about it on MSN.I rip on Errol for being retarded just like he rips on me for being me. So you know what Matt, I would have told Errol all about this if you hadn't been gay about it. Ha ha. Hypocrite. Oh yeah this is the last post I'll be making since my involvement with this has been far too much; since you are not worth my time.
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hypocrite

Hyp"o*crite, n. [F., fr. L. hypocrita, Gr. ? one who plays a part on the stage, a dissembler, feigner. See Hypocrisy.] One who plays a part; especially, one who, for the purpose of winning approbation of favor, puts on a fair outside seeming; one who feigns to be other and better than he is; a false pretender to virtue or piety; one who simulates virtue or piety.

First of all, I'd still like to say that I truly have nothing against Jason, but an attack on my person must and always will be responded to. Why? Just because that's the way I am. Once again I must reiterate the whole concept of talking to someone directly, did you physically walk up to Errol and show him the picture? No! Do talk to him in person (by in person I mean face to face, both of you in the same place at the same time, not MSN) when you insult him? No! And indeed you would've told Errol about it. Now how does this make me a hypocrite? How was I being gay about it? Someone coming on my site? Taking shots at my friend (the term friend is used loosely). At first I thought, alright, they're insulting Errol, well I guess they can but I'll let him decide what happens, and that is indeed what happened. I didn't start to respond directly to anything until I was directly involved. I would think that anyone that wants to trash talk me would expect me to respond in kind.

And I'm overweight??? I find this extremely amusing coming from someone that easily has, at the very least, 100lbs over me and also someone who does absolutely no physical activity whatsoever. And indeed I talk about Clayton being a geek, but to his face and jokingly at that. You see...Clayton is a friend...now I know that this concept of a friend is very difficult for you to grasp, but they're something that people that go outside once in awhile and have lives outside of the little box that you are currently sitting infront of right now have. And indeed I have a blog that "drones on and on" but it's something that I do in my spare time and when I feel like it. I don't make the effort to write in it all the time fool.

Now just to end this all off, fine don't respond to this, makes no difference to me. Just know that if you do, I will reply just depending on how lazy I feel whether or not you'll get a long reply or not. But do it in the comment thing that are just below each message not my guestbook, it'll save me the hassle of deleting them. And a final note Jason, you are now the official Fatty McTubTub Fatterson who is fat. Why are you all this? Because you annoyed me, but I still have nothing against you.
-Matt

Added to the ode

let me clear something up for all those people out there. To say something to someone's face involves being physically there talking to them...Not indirectly through pictures, electronical means, or saying that you "hate that kid" after they leave the room. And, while it may be "astounding" that people can get around blocks, it can only serve to further prove the fact that someone has no life. i'd continue more with this but it isn't worth my time.
-Matt

A note to the reader

alright here's a little message for the 2 people (who i assume know errol) that put messages in my guestbook. firstly, take it somewhere else you tools, if you're gonna insult him, do it to his face, not protected behind your key board and moniter. Secondly, IP addresses are fun! i'm leaving them there for now til he sees them then i'll delete them, aaaaaaaand maybe block you as well. Thirdly, only i can make crude comments about errol's ass, simple as that! i own it dammit (you know i do errol), in other words even if i may take shots at him all the time, you can't because he has my protection. Fourthly, you can't bring that trash in here! this is MY HOUSE *hits fist to chest*
-Matt: Ruler of this site and all who read it!