I eat cows because they taste good

Recently (ok not THAT recent but recent enough) there have been pro-vegetarian billboards popping up all over Edmonton. I mean don't get me wrong, I know a lot of vegetarians and respect the fact that they don't eat meat for various reasons, I myself have taken vegetarian cooking courses so that i can actually cater to these people if i ever cook for them. But these billboards can be somewhat obnoxious. I mean there's one that says "Meat causes impotency, sorry kids santa won't be coming around this year" or (picture this one with a very attractive woman on it) "I was having a party, but the meat eaters couldn't come...". I'm sorry but if this was almost anything other then pro-vegetarian bilboards you'd have all sorts of protest groups trying to get rid of it, saying that it discrimanates against this or oppresses that or denies their right to do something or other. Seriously why should they get away with these billboards when no one else can, everyone wants equal rights but those who were "oppressed" in any way, have to get privilages otherwise it';s not fair. That's why i'm against these pro-vegearian billboards, that's why i'm against feminists.

If people weren't meant to eat meat we'd never have devolpped our cannine teeth which are there simply for one thing...shredding and ripping apart meat. And dammit! If animals didn't taste so good then maybe we wouldn't eat them.
(to certain ones of my veggie friends...don't hurt me...)
-Matt