Think it's Kinda crazy

Alright so right now my mind is brimming with ideas to write about...unfortunately i'm leaving tomorrow to go see louis in Ohio for 2 weeks. so i have to put my brainstorms on hold. mostly just so I can remember i'll give you the rundown on what they'll be about.
1. Flames Bandwagon theory & why people that say everyone is doing it
2. Graduation
3. the creepy discovery of how i look almost exactly like oscar wilde
4. My ohio trip, because i know i'll want to

so stay tuned young readers, they'll be coming your way before you know it...maybe even sooner.
-Matt

This is the end...My only friend the end

Well that's it i guess, school's done except for exams. it's over forever until college in a years time. The last few days have indeed been memorable. What with the before mentioned singing, during which i was singled out of the group by the teacher that yelled at us when clearly i wasn't the only one there. yes maybe i DID sing a bit louder but still...all 6 of us were standing there. of course i had my petty revenge that night with the sacking of his room that evening, nothing harmful, just misplacing a few things and some streamers placed everywhere...fun times. there were others that i was helping but they shall not be named. then today was the the ardrossan picnic and parade, it used to be the canada day picnic and parade but it was changed because of schedualling conflicts a few years ago. so summer starts and the festivities begin right? or the tedious amounts of yard work. but then i go to Ohio for two weeks to see louis, who i haven't seen for 4 years! truly gonna be great i think...
-Matt

When I Think About You I Touch Myself.......


those are the words i heard Matt singing in the halls today, with about 5 or 6 other GUYS in the science wing as i was in my physics class, apparently they were also singing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" too.........what a fuckin' goof

Alright so lately i haven't been too busy...but i have been damn lazy. so not much of anything has been done by me lately, just don't feel like it. But I did recently go out and buy some everclear (seen below). And man i tell you that stuff is crazy strong, kinda bought it on impulse it was $9.50 so how i pass that up right? but i really guess that summer makes us lazy, or me more specifically. I just don't feel like doing anything, but just to make me laugh and maybe provoke him again...

Fatty McTubtub Fatterson (aka Jason) likes to do shameful things to farm animals and and sell the photographs to small children.

The Red part says: Caution: Do not apply to open flame. Keep away from fire, heat, and open flame. Contents may ignite or explode. Do not consume in excessive quantities. Not intended for consumption unless mixed with non-alcoholic beverage
Did mention that Everclear has a 95% alcohol content?