Special Thanks

You know...i've had this blog for over a year now and i have yet to thank all those special people out there that make happy death what it is and made me who i am. so, firstly i'd like to thank natty, whil she's no longer here she added much to this site. nextly, i'd like to thank all my friends and family who might have played some sort of role develloping me into the cynical sarcastic little bastard that i am. thirdly, bravenet, for all the little doodads that i just had to copy paste all the coding into here and not actually have to work at it. fourthly, the internet, for allowing me to access this site and post online to potentially millions of people (HAH!). fifthly, blogger, for your easy pick and go templates that gave me all the basics for this site that i could tinker around with. lastly, myself, lets face it...i'm here because of me, i do most of the work, i create the ideas, i write them down...so it boils down to this, it's all me fuck you guys i'm the best and you can all go suck yourselves. nah just messing, thanks all, you're all great, specially my loyal readers...you know who you are!
-Matt

Ageism: a pox on society

alright, so i haven't blogged in a while...i blame web comics! and the fact that i barrowed my friend's Xbox and have been Halo alot recently (i highly recomend it, it's truly a game among games). anyway, to the point. i recently read my school's newspaper and i saw an article written by a kid in grade 8 about the belief that the younger students in the school are abused by the older (my school being one that goes from grade 7 to 12). while i somewhat agree that this does happen, i can fully argue that the young do nothing but cause problems for the old. so i figured i'd write i reply to this...HAPPYDEATH STYLE!!!! (now i'm not sure that i'd send this into the paper actually i know i won't because i'll be swearing and they wouldn't use it) stupid little shits they have no right to complain about what they have to put up with. i mean for fuck sakes there's almost no week that goes by that the little fuck wits don't throw an assortment of puddings, sandwiches, and any other food stuffs they can get their grubby little hands on. then there's the fact that they contribute to about 80% of the mess in the school ( i know because i'm one of the janitor and i keep tabs). and as for the pushing them around thing...kinda hard not to when they're running full tilt in a crowded hall way and trying to find short cuts and BAM they collide, face to knee and fall down. you know i'd write more but i'm not in the mood. i need to think more on this.
-Matt

Dirty old man goat sex

Now that i've got you attention, I'd like to point out something that I find very very disturbing. As most of you can see i have a counter, and well if anyone (like me) clicks on it they can look at all the stats. one of the things you can access is recent visitors where it gives all sorts of information about the 10 last visitors to the site. well a few times that i was perusing though there i checked where some of my readers were coming from and on more then one occassion i'd find a link that was someone searching for something along the lines of "kinky dog sex" or "kiddy rape" or some such fucking perverted thing. but then...it hit me if i (blow job, XXX, sex, 69) put random (anal, ass, tits) sexual words up (sex sex sex) i can (i'm only putting sex now because small children can access this site) get more people to come to this site. but then i figure that i really shouldn't beacuse those people won't really read my site, they're just there to get their jollies off. and that would make me a hit slut and then years down the road i'll feel all empty inside for just appealing to meaningless readers that meant nothing to me. instead i should just try to get meaningful readers that i can have deep reader writer relationship. that's a lesson for all of you out there. skip the clap! wear a cap!
-Matt

Heehee hey Matt!
Sorry for not telling you sooner Matt, I knew the counters would lead you. You are one of those people that have to check how everyone came to your site. I knew after putting up the link that if anyone actually came to my site they would try my links and then you would be led back. You did a really good job on HappyDeath and made everything how you wanted it to be, it’s always been your blog more than mine. Not many people I know ever actually come to see my blogs so I really never cared to write anything because I knew your friends really wouldn't have wanted to see what I had to say since they had no idea who I was in the first place. I know what you meant about my blogs being personal, but I guess that’s why it really didn’t matter to me whether it was up there or not, since nobody I know comes to visit and they wouldn’t see what I said.
I should have told you sooner and I was going to as soon as I actually made my blog look somewhat nice. Right now its just randomly set up since whenever I play with the code it always screws up. I managed to screw everything up one time so bad that the whole page went down for a while. Going back and going through everything to see what went wrong is not fun whatsoever. So if you ever have time to help me with code for my blog I would highly appreciate it ^_~ My blog will probably always end up looking like crap since I’m way to impatient and html stupid to figure out how to get things all pretty like.
Thanks for letting me blog with you for so long. July 30th was HappyDeath’s one year! I came in on August 1st, 2002 and I guess my official depart will be today, although if Matt lets me I hope to come and post random blogging from time to time.
- Dark Lily 0>--}---

Three cheers for being observant

Get this, Natty (dark lily) hasn't been on this site for almost two months, she left and started her own. man i really need to pay more attention to what's going on. oh well it's all me here now unless for some reason she decides to post here because she still can. I put the link up on the left with all the other ones it's pretty decent, i mean it's no Happy Death but it's good. AND! for your information natty (had to say this, couldn't help it) i didn't complain about your blogs being to personal, i merely asked you if you really wanted them there where the people you mention in them could read them. it's not complaining when i do that, it's making you think it over. Jeez! but now i leave for i want to make me some bacon n' eggs. enjoy!
-Matt

Internet: gotta love it

As I sit here listening to Black jesus by Everlast while reading the goats webcomic (it's really damn good i recommend going there, i put the link up today) i realize that i love the internet, lets face it, if it wasn't for the internet i wouldn't be here reading comics and writing blogs and listening to music, and you wouldn't be here reading about me reading webcomics and writing blags and listening to good music (this could go on a long time if i really wanted it to). But seriously though, i think that despite the inevitable downside of the internet it has benifited the world. I'd never talked to someone from Australia or keep in touch with my friend from the USA without it. It makes seemingly unsurpassable distances close with the click of a mouse or a tap of fingers on the keyboard. there are whole communities online and a community for every interest imaginable, with the internet no one needs to feel rejected, no one judges race, religion or culture. everyone can be equal. Buuuuuuuuuuuut...then i realize that there's life out there besides in this little box infront of me and that if you're reading this i have advice for you, go outside. with all the technology now few truly appreciate the perfection of nature, there's a fine line between healthy harmless net use and net addict.
-Matt