Fucking Carnies!!!!!!

So yesterday i went to K-days, which is a carnival that comes to edmonton every year and i was on this ride called Spin Out and i sat on my hat cuz i didn't want to lose it, but we went upside down and it started to slip, so i grabbed it and held on to it, i completely forgot that my wallet was in my back pocket and it was loose, after i got off the ride i realised that it was missing, so i went to the carni running the ride to see if they'd spotted it, of course they hadn't. bout an hour and a half later we came back and asked them again, this time they had it, but of course all the money was gone, i guess it's not that bad seeing as al the cards were all still there, but i know that fucking carni took the money they would've been the only ones that touched it, i was pissed but there was no way i could prove it, but i was absolutly amazed at one thing, when i was on the ride the guy right next to me grabbed my keys in mid-air it was sweet they just had fallen out of my pocket and BAM he grabbed them, i was damn lucky then i woulda been screwed without those keys.
-Matt

Single.. lotsa reasons.. I'm leaving it at that.

Wow odd
Something is actually working on this site. I am updating with more then 2 words. Oddness I'd say. Well I'm bored and waiting for my pizza to arrive. Panago has by far the best pizza. I don't know how anyone can think of ordering from anywhere else. Other then maybe the fact that you have not ever heard of the place since I am pretty sure it is just a Canadian company and I'm also only is in 3 or 4 provinces. Ha to you unlucky other places! I am only rubbing it in because I'm hungry and need food.
Mmmmmm... so anyway, now that that's over with. I haven't done that much but visit Ohio, parts of Ontario and Montreal since school ended. After that all I've done is work. In Ontario I looked at Universities and I think that I might end up going East for school in a couple years. I hope so at least. I really need to get away from home.
- Dark Lily 0>--}---

New stuff

hey there all you internet goers. i've finally put up a new message board, i would like some posts in there (that was a hint to all you out there that frequent this place all the time) also i have a e-mail thingy there, you don't have to fill it all out, but it sends it to my e-mail, i'd like to here from some of the people that read this stuff so write write write!!!!!
-Matt

Summertime fun

alright here's what you've been waiting for, fun things to chase away the summertime blues, all of these have been done by me or other people that i know.

-this one is kinda cruel so don't do it to anyone cept ppl you kinda hate, put Nair or some other hair removal chemical in a person's shampoo or conditioner. although i'd like to point out if it doesn't have enough time to work it won't do anything, it is slightly difficult to pull off but worth it in the end.

-take the tube that pours water back into a toilet tank(for the stupid among you, it's in the tank) and make it jut out slightly from under the lid, when someone flushes it'll spray them with water, this too is difficult for it to wprk properly, firstly for it to really work the person has to be sitting down while they flush.

-this one wasn't done by me, but you get ahold of some neutral red dye (can't remember the number of it) and put it in someone's drink, it doesn't break down in the digestive system so it goes out the same color. course you could just use tracer pills, that can change urin all sorts of different pretty colors for a few days, keep in mind they are just dye and completely harmless.

-lets put it this way, crickets are cheap, hard to find in a room, and annoying as fucking hell.

-Hold a magnifying glass over someone who is sunbathing, do keep inmind that you want to make sure you can outrun them before you try this.

-tie dying people is fun, take kool-aid powder and put it under the first set of bed sheets so they don't feel it, the sweat during the night will wetten it and take it into their pores, they stay colorful for quite some time.

-here's something else that i haven't done, but apperently if you put tin foil with draino and mix it with water all in a pop bottle it'll blow up something fierce.

have fun all you bored summer goers, and to all a good night.
-Matt

Summertime blues

wow working full time during the summer licks nuts! here i am thinking that all is great and i'd finally geta break, but fuck noooooooo. WHAM!! i'm slammed with an entire school that needs to be all cleaned up. i swear that once i'm done, i'll scream if i have to scrub another desk, actually i'm quitting soon so i'll never have to again. but then i've gotta find another job, and i've already ruled wal-mart cuz it's full of wack jobs and jerk offs. but that's soething to worry out later. you know, i never thought a mouse could scare me, it being only a fraction of my size. but it jumped out of a container of dog food in an explosion of kibbles and i almost pissed myself, cuz usually dog food doesn't explode. my next blog will be contributed to pranks that make summer ever so much more bareable, but i won't do it now just cuz i gots no time.
-Matt