Matt isn't the only one with no life

Yes I am blogging. The only reason I say Matt has no life is because he somehow finds time to blog pretty frequently which for me would be impossible since I am just too lazy to even try. I have so much work to do since my spring break just finished. I have to suffer once again from that horrible thing called school. I think though that this is a better waste of my time then homework. Although I might have physics and chem homework and probably a socials project that is due most likely tomorrow... I am sticking by this quote so I don't have to do it: "Work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now." So I figure that if I am always lazy, it will always pay off and I will never have to work. Yes flawed logic that is laced with denial and total ignorance is always fun. I just lost my total point to whatever I was writing because I was distracted by the flashy 40% off sign on amazon.ca.... It was for Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. So I ordered it, but not from that site. I got it from chapters.ca because then I don't have to pay the stupid PST that comes with living in BC. Evil evil place. Oh well at least now I get free shipping and not have to pay the evil tax and I get a good book when it come out! Hmm... that would make a good commercial for chapters. "Pre-order the new Harry Potter books and get FREE shipping and 40% off! That's not all... you also don't have to pay those shitty scams they call provincial taxes!" Couldn't you just picture a used car sales man type of guy with a flashy smile telling you all this? And yes I am aware that Alberta is lucky and doesn't have to pay the 7.5% tax we have to pay on top of GST. That's why I love to shop there when I buy expensive things. Either that or I just say I'm 13 when I buy clothes and I get exempt from it anyway. The only thing the PST really bugs me on is when I buy my DVDs because if I buy box sets and I can't find them on chapters.ca then I usually have to pay an extra $50 just for that one dumb tax. Yes life is unfair because I am now in debt and don't have a job since nobody seems to want to employ me because I have no experience. Although the being in debt part is my fault because I just developed a nasty habit of buying DVDs and books. I think that in the last 3 months alone I spent $300 on both.... heehee... oospy... that was basically all the money I will see for the rest of the year. But on the plus side my collections are both growing steadily! I now have 49 DVDs to my name that I absolutely adore and would not be able to live without. Stupid amazon has a wish list page that makes it so I can put any more movies that I want but can't buy yet there... so I have 22 of them just sitting and waiting.... all calling my name. To any of those actually reading this... yes I have a problem...
-Dark Lily 0>--}----

ooooooooooooooooo see the pretty light!

wow here i am getting all drowsy and such from taking benadryll, beacause my allergies are acting up again because a certain assholic someone likes to keep sucking back those little cancer sticks the advertising companies like to call cigarettes. he just doesn't seem to realize that i'm allergic to them, i can't breath when he smokes them. and it pisses me the fuck off. so here i am, trying to air out the house at 11 pm when it's freezing outside just so i can breath enough to fall asleep. i hate smoking, i hate people that smoke, i hate the principle behind smoking. it's disgusting and pointless, wow lets fill our lungs with smoke and goo and kill ourselves slowly and painfully, what fun!!! what's funny is those people that smoke "to calm their nerves" hate to break it them but nicotine is a stimulant and it'll aggravate you even more, next time you want to calm your nerves why don't you do us all a favor and hit yourself with a baseball bat, trust me it's better for you, and not to metion safer for the rest of us, and it'll give us all something to laugh about. they recently passed a law that makes it illegal to smoke in public places! i love it! no more having to put up with the stench of vaporized tar and other such chemicals. but there are always stupid people that are opposed to goods things, like the private business owners that say it'll make them lose business...now let me get this straight...they'll lose business because no one can smoke, but no other place can have smokers either, so it really doesn't matter because when people want to go out they will. aie! what stupid people.
-Matt

Procrastinator Deluxe

Yep that's me! huge procrastinator, why am i you might ask...well i have many such examples, one for example is how i should have finished my drivers training and had my license back at the begining of february and here i am nearing the end of march and i haven't even finished my 10 hours in car yet, yes i'm still a bad driver and maybe that could have some influence why i don't want to get back in that car sometimes i just don't don't have the nerves for that, take one of the conversations i was having while driving......
me- yea my school is still going to europe despite the war in iraq
instructor- yes that might be a little frightening though.....you might want to drive a bit more to the right
me- alright why is that?
instructor- just to avoid that semi in the other lane
at that point i casualy glanced to my left to see that i was a mere 3 feet from the semi that was right next to me and i proceeded to attempt to hide my freaking out.
as you can see i have a good reason to not like driving. but also just today i finally got around to getting my travellers checks and euro dollars for my trip which i leave on friday...oooooooooooo fun! but it brings up a good point...doesn't euro look strangely like monopoly money? seriously, when she handed me the money i was thinking is this really money? it should be out of a game or something. i like my canadian money it's all pretty and real looking. i wonder what the coins will be like?
-Matt

Gotta love a sport that has a hooker

I've been told thast i have the build of a rugby player, maybe that had something to do with me joining my schools rugby team, or maybe because i was sorta pressured into it, i'd personally like to think that it's because i've always liked rugby and always wanted to play it. sure there are guys playing that are bigger and faster then me, and sure i've know people that have broken many many many things while playing rugby...that couldn't happen to me right? some say that ignorance is bliss, that sometimes not knowing what could happen is the best way to go. but me personally, i think that knowing that that 250lb guy is about to crank you six ways from sunday is waaaaaay better then not knowing, atleast you can try to do something. that brings up the whole issue of time travel, what if you could go anywhere in time? learn who would win all sorts of sports things and making a killing off of it, no consequences right? what about the past? me i think that even if you went back in time you couldn't change the past, it's already happened, what if you killed a bug in prehistoric times? i think it was suppsed to happen that way, maybe that bug would've evolved into something that would wipe out humans one day. and what if you killed your parents before you were born? that would make a paradox, you kill your parents.....you were never born........therefore you can't kill your parents because you were never born so they are alive, then you're alive to kill them......you can see where i'm going with this. i can't wait til there's time travel, oh there will be, you'll see.
-Matt

2 is not enough

Yay! finally i'm getting people signing my guestbook! wow i feel acknowledged now! i mean, before i was just bitching or writing bout anything to no one, but now i know people are actually reading this. but there's just one little thing i'd like to say, if you want me to check out your webpage please keep in mind this one little thing, i speak only french and english, the two official languages of Canada. i can't speak anything else and i understand slightly more then that. i've had some good comments about my bitching from some of my friends, like.....i should go to an amateurs night at yuk yuks or something. but me....i'm good with bitching to random people that i don't know and will never meet.
-Matt

Baby back ribs

yes truly a great this dead baby jokes are. nothing could possibly cheer you up faster then a dead baby joke, yes they may be morbid and more then just a little sick, but everyones inner psychotic will laugh at these ones.
-What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can use a pitch fork with dead babies.
-What's funnier then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 trees!
-What's black and shiney? A dead baby in a garbage bag!
-What's the difference between a dead baby and a live baby? The live baby wriggles when you stick it with a pitch fork
-What's red and white and screams all over? A peeled baby covered in salt!!!
HAHA! oh they get to me every time! i must thank my twisted friends Sara and Cara for those ones. oh but arent they grand? if anyone can think of more send them in!
-Matt