A bit about me
While checking out some other people's blogs, i found somethings that i'd like to put in mine, i mean who doesn't want to learn a whole bunch of things about someone they don't know? so i filled this out and posted it. Enjoy! and i'l try to get my associates to fill some out too.
-Matt


Stats
Name: Matt (a.k.a. Happy Death)
Nickname: Scooby, Shaggy, Swanky
Birthday: April 25th
Birthplace: Edmonton
Now
Current mood: Deliriously tired
Current music: Basketcase By green day
Current taste: Hot chocolate
Current hair: Longish for a guy and brown, which is what it’s supposed to be
Current clothes: yellow shirt and green and blue froggy boxers because today is one of those lazy days where I wanna wear comfortable clothes
Current annoyance: Parents are walking around and keep bothering me
Current smell: the horrible stench of used cigarette butts
Current thing I ought to be doing: Prepping my chem lab
Current windows open: messenger and blogger
Current desktop picture: some trippy colorful thingy that made me laugh when I saw it
Current favorite band: um……Great big sea
Current book: One that I’m reading? Well it’s “the Outlanders” by David B. Coe
Current cds in stereo: none right now
Current favorite celeb: Generally I don’t care about celebrities
Current hate: Damn bastard CHEESE MONKEYS!!!!!!
The last time
Last book you read: I don’t remember right now
Last movie you saw: The ring (I hated it)
Last thing you had to drink: Hot chocolate (it’s all gone now and I’m sad)
Last time you showered: soon as I finish this.
Last thing you ate: some sick tasting ham egg and cheese thing my dad made.
Last person you talked to on the phone: my bestest friend
Do I
Smoke?: nope it’s disgustingly gross
Do drugs?: nope I’ve bitched about this before too. That’s right! scroll down.
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: hell yes
Play an instrument?: I want bagpipes dammit!!!!
Believe there is life on other planets?: heck yea! Damn people that don’t, pfft so narrow minded.
Read the newspaper?: yep, gotta stay informed somehow.
Believe in miracles?: nah just luck
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: generally, unless they do something to really piss me off when I first get to know them, then I hate them almost indefinitely.
Like the taste of alcohol?: I’ve bitched about this too, scroll down dammit!!!!
Have a favorite candy?: yum fuzzy peaches.
Believe in astrology?: not particularly, but I still find it interesting
Believe in magic?: nah just fast hands and stupid people
Believe in god?: nope, I’m atheist to the core, although I respect people’s decisions to be religious just as long as they don’t preach to me.
Have any pets: 2 dogs and a cat
Go to or plan to go to college: sure do!
Wear hats?: not usually, my hair is too long to wear the ones I like
Have any piercings?: nope, but maybe an eyebrow soon
Have any tattoos?: once again maybe soon
Hate yourself?: after I do something stupid
Have an obsession?: heeheehee maybe.
Collect anything?: yea interesting bottles, things with happy faces on them, and trinkets.
Have a best friend?: Yep
Wish on stars?: it’s a habit
Like your handwriting?: hell no, but it’s mine and I gotta love it.
Care about looks?: to a certain degree, everyone does, no matter what they say, it just depends on your preferences
Juicy stuff
Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?: er…..heh
Have you ever been intoxicated?: um…….heh
Favorite place to be kissed?: hmm.…….heh
Have you ever been caught "doing something?": em……heh
Are you a tease?: me? Never!
Shy to make the first move?: sure am, but who isn’t?
Are you a
Wuss: me? Never! I stand up for what I believe if I care
Druggy: Nope and proud of it
Daydreamer: hell yea I am! It’s great fun!
Freak: all the time!
Dork: according to a certain friend of mine **cough**skeeter!!**cough**
Bitch/Asshole: if they piss me off then yes definitely.
Brat: heehee yeah.
Sarcastic: all the time, sometimes I can’t help it
Goody-goody: I’ve been accused
Angel: me? Well no not at all.
Devil: generally not.
Shy: pfft! Got a problem with it?
Talkative: if I know the people I’m around then I don’t shut up…ever.
Adventurous: sometimes
Joker: I try to joke occasionally
Flirty: me?? Oh well I never…yea I am.
Word association
Rubber gloves: turn and cough
Rock: head
Green: banana (don’t ask)
Wet: **girlish giggling**
Cry: sad
Peanut: snoopy
Hay: fever
Cold: shrinkage (all us guys should get that one)
Steamy: train
Fast: broken
Freaky: friends
Rain: relaxing
Bite: horse fly
Suck: heeheehee
Blow: heeheehee
Hard: woudn’t you like to know

Attack of the Giant Killer Cats

No this isn't a rant about some B movie that was made somewhere (i like b movies, they're great), it's about something completely different. Recently on T.V, i saw National Geographics special on giant cats. At the begining they showed the body of a six year old girl that was attacked and killed by a tiger as she and her parents were grooming it. Is it just me, or does this seem really stupid to all of you? I mean, what are they expecting from a cat who's instinct is to kill things smaller and weaker then it? Did they think that the tiger would curl up in a ball at the child's feet and start purring? What the fuck? why are people so fucking retarded??? All this bullshit happens beacause people don't think! You have to wonder what was going through their heads right then. It be something like this...
"Dum dee dee, I'm a complete fucking moron, I'll just leave my 6-year-old daughter with this giant meat eating cat!"
and to top it off for stupidity, there's a couple in Colorado USA that owns over 52 big cats and they regularly go into the cages and "play" with them. Their view on big cats is that they shouldn't be handled by people that can't tell what the cat is going to do. Um...I don't know if it occured to them that these animals in general don't speak and don't exactly tell you anything. Especially if these cats are attacking the fence right behind you, and i don't know about anybody else but i think it's just plain stupid to get in a cage with a snarling giant beast that would rip your head off in the blink of an eye, even more so if it hasn't eaten. I think people that are this stupid should be dragged out into the street and shot in the legs. then beaten with a frozen monkey. All i know is that if i ever have a kid i'm keeping it away from those damned tigers.
-Matt

The Adventures of Janitor Man

As probably none of you know, cept for those of you who know me or you creepy stalker types that know eveything about me, I have been working at my school as a janitor. Yes i know that some of you are now thinking "EWWWW HE"S A DIRTY GARBAGE PICKER!!!" but atleast i have pride in my work and i'm doing something construtive and helpful, it could be worse, i could be a person that packs the boxes at a fudge factory. But i have had many adventures as a janitor, well not really adventures but thing that i like to bitch about anyway. For instance, the other day as i was sweeping minding my own business when i was overwhelmed by a stench that resembled rancid tuna mixed with year old used kitty litter. it was so horrible my eyes started to water...well my co-worker and me tracked down the accused locker and attempted to open it with what was apperently the combination, 10 minutes later with us no closer to opening the locker and me getting increasingly fed up with the stench, out come the bolt cutters! these aren't any run of the mill bolt cutters, they're some mother ass bolt cutters, they can cut through 2 inches of steel in less then a second(actually i don't know this, but i like to assume). well needless to say Mr. piss ass combination lock didn't stand a chance. it was as i opened the locker that i realised the stupidity of my haste, it's surprising how much smell a locker door can keep in. After the initial shock of the stench multiplying tenfold and also after the gagging had ceased and my vision cleared up i peered into the locker and was greeted with a stack of lunches that dated back from the beginning of the year (september). I was tempted at this point to poke at them with a stick but i was affraid that they'd be prevoked into attacking. so on it was with the gloves and i did the best i could to cover my nose, it wouldn't have been so bad if one of the bags hadn't started dripping some strangly colored liquid (actually it was kinda brownish but i wanted to tone it down a bit). Long story short after many close calls with bringing back that days lunch, we eventually got everything out of the locker. At this point the whole hall way rank of rancid tuna and old kitty litter. but it was another job well done for JANITOR MAN!!!! (cool sounding music)
-Matt

Ring or no ring, it's still a freaking chain letter!!

Well i finally got around to seeing this supposed great movie "The Ring", i tell you something it was such a let down that i almost cried that wasted $6.50 to go see it. all it freaking is is a movie about a video that kills you if you don't copy it and pass it on. seriously, is hollywood running out of ideas that they have to write a "horror" film about a chain letter?? what's next? a movie about a cursed apple juice box that if you don't kick it 13 times your underwear will never fit right again?? mmmmmmmm apple juice. really i think more ppl should drink apple juice i think we should have apple juice fountains. can you tell i like apple juice? i really hate chain letter...i don't see what kind of person could fall for that kind of bullshit? how is sending an electronic mail going to, in any way shape or form, affect your love life, sex life, luck, or any other aspect of your life? i hate to break it to some of you chain letter fanatics out there, but they don't work. from all the ones i HAVEN'T sent i should have died in a plane crash twice, had 7 heart attacks, been killed in 3 car accidents, all my family and friends should be dead 4 times over, i'd have 278 years of bad luck, 56 years of bad sex, my crush will go for my best friend 3 times, and i should've also been beaten to death by a rabid monkey. i don't know about you guys but i think a rabid monkey would have a hard time getting to canada. maybe i'll make up my own chain letter. i think i will. watch out it'll come to a town near YOU!
-Matt

Trick or fuck it

Recently halloween has come to pass. Yes i know most of you absolutly love halloween, if you're younger you get to go trick or treating and if you're older you love seeing all those little kids dressed up. Me, it's a different story all together, i hate halloween. I hate every part of it, i hate handing out candy to all those greedy little kids that think i'm stuid enough to be fooled by their "brilliant" plan to get more candy by putting on a different mask. Especially since i know every kid in my neighbourhood. I also hate going trick or treating just to freeze my ass of for a few candies. And most of all, i hate the kids that are bored of the treat part of halloween and go for tricks. The stupid little kids come by every year with their arsenal of eggs, toilet paper, flaming dog crap, and various rotten vegetables. Every year they and every year i chase them off. Usually i'll have a water gun o balloons, i know you're thinkng "whoop-dee-doo water never hurt anyone" but when it's cold out and you're a long way from home the last thing you want is to get wet. I tell you though, next year i'll be ready for those little bastards, i'll be in the bush with a paint ball gun.
-Matt

Holy cheese Monkies!!!

Wow! it's been such a long time since i last blogged it's not even funny anymore. you know what i blame, society. isn't that convieniant? if any thing goes wrong you can blame society. Some crazy chick beats her kids to death with a shovel and is arrested and put on trial, she says that she was beaten as a child and abbused by society and she's praised as a hero for coming through it. or some guy goes postal and he blames it on the fact that he was picked on when he was in elementary school. All this bullshit about everythingbeing society's fault has gotta just damn well piss off alot of you. People can make choices, something that happened all that long time ago shouldn't influence your actions let alone be the cause of them, meaning that you can't be put in jail for stabbing 10 people to death with an ice pick because your brother flicked toothpicks at them when you were a baby. Another thing that pisses me off is how cheap people are when it cames to remembrance day. come on people, these veterans faught for your country's freedom and all you can give for a poppy is a pathetic 5 cents??? dig deep you cheap bastards! atleast give a dollar, or 5 because we owe them our very lives. and go to a freaking remembrance day ceremony, november 11th isn't just a day off so you can sleep in, it's the day we honor those who died fighting for this great land of ours called Canada.
-Matt