A new home

happy death has moved to a new home www.foundmyanswer.blogspot.com

this blog won't be updated anymore (i think) but oh well

hope you enjoy the new blog
-Matt

Flabbergasted, that's the only way I can put it.......

I'm afraid I must apologize to everyone, well everyone except Tim and Pete, but I'll get to that later. I haven't been keeping up to date with the blogs, I guess I've been watching too much Naruto and playing too much Magic.......but that's another blog entirely.

Now apparently Tim has been a idiot, what with his regurgitation of PC propaganda. I will set the record straight, once and for all. And if Tim and any of his other right-winged "friends" have more to say well they can eat shit and die, I'm ending the argument here and now, and that's that.

To Tim's original comment to my "Alberta Is Full Of Fucking Retards" blog, yes I do think I could do a better job than Ralph Klein, simply put I'm smarter than he is. Now I don't hate him, I kinda like the guy, the same way I kinda like Bush in the fact that I know they're not smart enough to trick me. If they're gonna screw me, everyone will know that it will happen because they will announce it in a press conference citing a study(that the taxpayers payed way too much for) that everything will work out they way he planed it. I also know that Any party could do better than the PC's because they haven't been in power and if another party was elected the people would be watching their every move, making sure they didn't fuck anything up like the PC's. Do you know why the PC's fucked up everything??? Because they became complacent in their power knowing that if they saved a couple hundred million until just before election they could shower the people with rebate cheques and everything will be alright.

On to point 2 - Tim's comment to Matt's "a sad day." NDP are not communists, it's that simple. Communists loosely follow the ideology of Karl Marx, I say loosely because he never told anyone how a Communist Government should run so every communist leader had their own ideas. NDPs follow the ideology of Tommy Douglas(who I believe is the Greatest Canadian), you may also know of him as the grandfather to one Keifer Sutherland (the guy from 24). While both are socialist, you can't say they are the same, and besides, the only Communist governments that the world have seen came through revolution (except Chile which was through election, but then Pinoche pulled a coup d'etat, isn't that right Ralph old boy). To be blunt, hehehe I said blunt........ you're an even bigger fool for even thinking that Klein is a good leader.


Point 3 - "Point for the Home Team." Well you're comment alone proves your ignorance and stupidity, you only give more reason to how the PC's have fucked the education system in the ass..................oh ya, I recommend hooked on phonics, you could use the help.

#4 - Tim, Tim, Tim.....you just don't learn do you? To begin with, calling you a redneck hick is does not make Matt a lesser man, it makes him a stator of the obvious. You are one you meathead, him calling you a redneck hick is the same as him calling me white, you know why? BECAUSE I AM WHITE. And secondly, I don't think you have to worry about getting hit below the belt. Also it's retards not retareds. And also, Alberta has the lowest voter turnout in Canada, so in fact the government is indeed elected by the minority.

#5 - mmmmmmmmmmm yogurt is good.....................

#6 - "Attention Starved." To begin with, the NDP wouldn't conscript people to go kill polar bears, in fact they care more about the environment that any other party (with the exception of green) If anyone was going to be sending people to kill the bears it would be the right-wing oil barons because the bears are killing the oil workers who are violating the bear's territory and defiling the landscape in the name of profit. You should also know this, FACT IS KING. Oh ya you should also know that while Matt did draw a comparison between you and Timmy from SP, you should probably realize that he wasn't taking a shot at the mentally challenged, he was taking a shot at you for being so stupid without it being caused by a birth defect, genetic disorder, or perhaps 800 blows to the head. Oh ya, and the fact that you need the whole party A, B, and C thing explained just cements the fact that you really are a meathead.

#7 - "The Request." Matt can do whatever the fuck he wants, it's his site after all.

#8 - Wait a second....there isn't a number 8, damnit I arrived too late............shit

Well now that I've put in my two cents, I believe my work here is done.....oh ya and Tim....if I ever hear you insult the staff at or the school of Ardrossan ever again I will hunt you down and curb-stomp your redneck ass.

adios

-Errol

New blog

You know...I've been thinking, Happy Death is actually getting to be rather old, I joined up with blogger before they were bought by google, before they had alot of the fancy new features that they do now. I figure it's time for a complete revamp, but then i've done that before and i still don't get access to some of the features becuse this is a very old blog (over 2 years now) so as soon as i work out some time online at home (because i'm at the library right now and their stupid and glitchy) I will bring up a new blog I think it's high time i go back to being solo on this thing...Errol has his own blog now, so should i. I don't think i'll update this one anymore other then to put the link to the new blog up when i get it.
-Matt

Put to the end

Alright, this has degenerated entirely way to much in nothing more then a mudslinging contest. Therefore to put an end to it I actually took the effort to block both Tim and Pete. A detailed reason follows...

Tim- Tim you are blocked for a few reasons(quite a few infact), not only did you start this argument with unsupported accusations you also had the nerve to continue arguing for no better reason then what I see as to merely annoy other people. Seriously I don't understand what you expected to accomplish by continuing to post other then agitate the situation even further. Your "war" has now ended. Also with you spearheading the insults is another reason you have earned this block. I'm shocked that you can insult others and then be offended when it comes back at you, and still I can't figure out why a great deal of your ire was at first directed at me, I merely put up a well stated argument. Also, I only didn't block you right at the beginning because I was giving you a chance to redeem yourself from before, but alas, you failed...BLOCKED!

Pete-Simple, you came to my site only to insult me or no real reason and just annoyed me...BLOCKED!

That's simple...Now I will go on to my regular postings when I feel like it. And these blocks are probably indefinite.
-Matt

The Request

I was once again requested to post something on my site, and again I'm against most forms of censorship and I rarely turn down a request here it is, once again unedited.
-Matt

Hye giys, dotn pik on mi cos i cannt spel. I hav opons to and ist not fare to tak thim away fram me. Thats lik hoving a dicatototorships. gust bicoz im not as inoformoreed as u wont me to bee dosnt meen u hav to gang up on me. Ablerat is a dp porvnc just loke at saaskchewane. Ralf is nor a spud of satian. peple in alerbta lik him. im not a reneck. stop treading me lik im wrong i can have opons too lik eervyone elss.
Tim
(as written by Lesley)

Attention starved

Tim it really is sad that you crave attention so much that you will take it any way you can. Seriously, you come on my site, attack my beliefs and have the nerve to blame me for mudslinging? I DON'T throw insults around, I never once used any sort of profane language where as you (I'm just thinking about it offhand) made the point that the Communist party had a quote (spelled properly right there) "fat dike" (I know it's Dyke but I'm doing a direct quote here) running for it. And I'm sorry it's not that difficult to run these thing through a spell check before posting them, really. And yes tim, I did take note of the spelling and it didn't improve at all. If you're going to try to make a valid point about anything...Word for the wise, people need to know that their dealing with someone halfway intelligent before they'll take you seriously.

Firstly, don't you ever dare insult the teachers that were at Ardrossan. My school has produced the best and brightest in all of Alberta. What with the highest Physics 30 average, and the fact that not only does it have the best Physics teacher in Alberta, but also both the best math teacher and Social studies teacher in the county. And it's not just my school that's under funded, the majority of public schools across Alberta are. Seriously look at it this way, class sizes have done nothing but grow over the past years. Some classes in a highschool setting have as many as 40 students in them. 40 students to one teacher, seems a little hard to get any attention to one student when there are 39 others that need attention as well. And like I've said, some schools have text books that are over 10 years old that they have to use because they can't afford newer ones (not just my school tim, ones all across Alberta). Not to mention that Teachers are way to underpaid, the average teacher will put in 50 to 60 hours a week and all of that above 40 is unpaid. How you ask? When do you think your exams are marked, when do you think the lesson plan for the next day is made? At your teacher's home, on their own time, out of sight, out of mind, and not appreciated.

Nextly, what does the schooling in Africa have to do with school in Alberta? I mean, does the money not being spent on education go to them? No it doesn't tim. If you're going to try a sob story why not do something along the lines of extremely intelligent students can't get into the programs they want because they can't afford it or there isn't enough funding to the program so there's no more room for them?

Also, if you're going to try to make a point about anything you need to make sure you know what you're talking about. Albertans ARE infact very resistant to change, a government in Alberta usually has a reign of 20 to 30 years with a majority. Nextly about the "rather face an evil we know then an evil we don't" is a metaphor. Albertans don't know what to expect from another leader and are afraid of that, therefore they stick with what they know because they're afraid of change. And about the little "the majority of people agree with PC" comment, incase you didn't realize it but not all people vote, and also it's not even the majority of the people that voted that agree because in Canada we use first past the post, where whoever with the largest amount of votes wins, not the one with the majority...Here maybe I can put it into perspective for a simpleton like you...

There are three candidates A, B, and C. Candidate A received 3 votes, while B and C only received 2 each. This brings the total amount of votes up to 7 where 3 voted for candidate A and a total of 4 voted against. Candidate A will still win because he has the most votes even if it isn't the majority of te total vote.

Due to the splitting of the votes between B and C, A will still win because A had the single most votes as is what happens in Alberta. So don't say the majority of people agree that Klein is what's best when quite clearly they don't.

Just to prove you wrong about old fashioned not hurting anyone...Soldiers in the 1700s used to take mercury as medicine and also used to chew on lead bullets when in the field.

And what has Klein done to me? He's told me that the debt is almost paid off...It's not, the money is there to pay it but we still have the debt. The money for it is just in the bank just waiting to be used. Klein has more then tripled tuition fees for me to go to post secondary. Klein didn't help right away during the BSE crisis causing my relatives to lose a great deal of money. Klein deregulated power causing more then enough problems for my father who works for the power company. Klein slashed funding to education making it more difficult for my mother to make sure she has a job. Klein slashed funding to health care making it difficult for my grandmother to get the attention she needed when she broke her hip as well as causing an old lady that was in the same waiting room as me to have to wait over 8 hours with a shattered pelvis because there weren't any doctors that could see her. That's what Klein has done.

Change is something that cannot be avoided, it comes whether we like it or not. The government must adjust to the change of needs of the people or it will perish. This will happen with Klein, there is no avoiding it.

-Matt

Gotta love a province where you spend more time in the slammer for pieing Klein then you would if you raped someone.

I eat cows because they taste good

Recently (ok not THAT recent but recent enough) there have been pro-vegetarian billboards popping up all over Edmonton. I mean don't get me wrong, I know a lot of vegetarians and respect the fact that they don't eat meat for various reasons, I myself have taken vegetarian cooking courses so that i can actually cater to these people if i ever cook for them. But these billboards can be somewhat obnoxious. I mean there's one that says "Meat causes impotency, sorry kids santa won't be coming around this year" or (picture this one with a very attractive woman on it) "I was having a party, but the meat eaters couldn't come...". I'm sorry but if this was almost anything other then pro-vegetarian bilboards you'd have all sorts of protest groups trying to get rid of it, saying that it discrimanates against this or oppresses that or denies their right to do something or other. Seriously why should they get away with these billboards when no one else can, everyone wants equal rights but those who were "oppressed" in any way, have to get privilages otherwise it';s not fair. That's why i'm against these pro-vegearian billboards, that's why i'm against feminists.

If people weren't meant to eat meat we'd never have devolpped our cannine teeth which are there simply for one thing...shredding and ripping apart meat. And dammit! If animals didn't taste so good then maybe we wouldn't eat them.
(to certain ones of my veggie friends...don't hurt me...)
-Matt

The people speak

People i know read this site all the time, some of them care a great deal about what is said. For instance one of my friends was so enraged she tried to comment right away only to find out that her reply was over the limit for size. so here it is in all it's unedited glory (because i'm against most censorship)

How dare you, you wart on the oversized backside that is humanity. Tim, you exemplify all the uneducated prairie hick stereo-types that there are for people in our province! How can you sit there and support Ralph. Think back to one mad cow crisis. What exactly did Ralph do for the farmers who lost everything at that time, a whole lotta nothing. In fact, those farmers could have been saved not inconsiderable losses had, lo those may years ago, Ralph not signed certain agreements which resulted in the closure of Albertan meat packing plants. However, I wouldn't expect someone with your obvious lack of insight and knowledge of current events to know that. On that note, how dare you attempt to discuss the matters of education (which judging by your poor grammar and abhorrent spelling you obviously care so much about [note the sarcasm]). You have no idea just how under funded our school systems are. There are far too many good teachers floating around in job limbo purely because our government does not see the necessity of giving a little more to schools. But what can you expect from a man who never actually finished high school. Maybe you don't care if you grow up to be nothing more than Joe Blow red neck, but sorry some of us have greater ambitions than a double wide over at the trailer park. How dare you dismiss the opinions of those who actually, believe it or not, care about the education of Albertan youths. An increase in spending on education would result, not only, on higher marks in the class, but would enable teachers to do just what they are passionate about, teaching children. Ralph has done nothing to improve this province, nothing at all. And next time you sit down to write more of you right-wing conservative pro-Klein crap, look at all the facts, not merely the ones that satisfy your willingness to believe the lies of a soulless cretin of the George W. and Paul Martin variety.

There you have it. Now i just can't wait for Errol's reply to Tim, that should really make me laugh.

-Matt

Point for the home team

I honestly don't know how Tim came to be unblocked from commenting...I know i didn't do it and i'm the only one that can. But it has provided with some unforeseen amusmant for me and no doubt Errol as well. Here i shall show you...

Matt i am out raged in hearing that u do not apricate a good leader when we have one! First of all i would never be cought dead voting NDP all they are is a bunch of communists, just look at saskcken. Ralf has been doing this province just what it needs, no dept, and so what if our health care may not fill your fancey or education is funded less then the average teachers likeing, but who cares about them i say, look whos running against Klein, liberals ya right never in this provice pal, Alience or NDP was the only of the 11 parties that might make Ralf rase a eye brow. Hey and at the debat when Ralf Klein said "if these guys on Aesh can stand outside running a piket all day then why cant they get a job" And i belevie this is true to every word! Rlaf thank goodness we the province of alberta have four more wonderful years with you.Your pal Tim Brilz
Tim 11.23.04 - 11:06 pm

Okay, then who? Yes who do you think can do a better job? You? The Liberals? Or that wonderful fat dike running for the communist party? yeah i thought so, theres no better party then our DP.No ones perfict, but if Klein did get in as leader of the liberal party back in the day then you would just be bad mouthing the liberals today not the DP.I rest my case.
Tim 11.23.04 - 11:13 pm

Firstly I'd like to ask what Party is this "DP" closest thing to that would be the NDP meaning the New Democratic Party i would think. Or since he keeps refering to this Ralf (or Rlaf depending on where you look) character who i would assume is RALPH KLEIN, just on a hunch you know maybe he's refering to the PC party. Read the above 2 paragraphs, and be a witness to someone who knows no other education system then that of the Klein government. Sadly Tim is what is happening to our school systems, what with the ever growing class sizes it's easy for the underpaid teachers to not have the time to teach one such as Tim how to spell properly. Look he can't even spell Saskatchewan properly, something that is common knowledge to grade schoolers.

And well you see Tim, when you obviously imply that any funding that goes to education is just raising the salaries of teachers you are horribly mistaken. Funding to public education goes to hiring new teachers so that class sizes can be deminished, buying new material for schools so they don't have to use outdated text books.

People, Tim alone is the reason that the school system is not what it should be. And that is also why the Klein government is a sorry excuse for one. I hope that in the next election that Albertans will learn enough that they'll vote anything but PC, I'll keep voting NDP and always will vote NDP and i can only hope for the day when the rest of Alberta with pull their heads from where the sun doesn't shine and see how screwed over they are for keeping Klein in power.
-Matt

A sad day

I remember a promise being made...one that promised to eliminate the debt and not increase taxes. Seems pretty good doesn't it? Unfortunately that money has to come from somewhere...where did it come from? Education...healthcare...they were slashed and mutilated by the Klein government all for the good of the economy. And people saw what was happening but what happens? Do they use their power of the vote to boot Kleins governemt from power? No! they didn't, instead they let themselves be bought by juicey rebate checks and more promises. And what do we get in return? Deregulated power, my own Father works for EPCOR and he thinks it's the worst thing that could've been done...it didn't work for other places...what makes him think that it could work for us? Of course then he goes and sells our provincial "soul" to the coperate devil. What with allowing the oil companies to have their ways just so long as they pump more money into the economy...

I'm proud to say that I voted NDP, as did my entire household. Not one of us would be caught dead voting for Klein or his government, especially after he made an idiot of himself in the leaders debate. I'm ashamed that i'm Albertan on this day...ashamed that i live in a province that has the collective memory of a goldfish. A province that after 11 years of being screwed over by Klein, they still re-elect him. It's a sad day for alberta...a sad day indeed.
-Matt