Thus proven

And so it is shown that if you poke him he will snap. *poke poke* nextly i want to point something out...

tact (takt), n. ability to say and do the right things; skill in dealing with people or handling difficult situations.

now...where in all that you said was there even the slightest inkling of tact? but as most of you can now see, he's very temprementle, i've spent many a day provoking him to cheer myself up, just wait til he goes on one of his bigger rants...don't worry they'll come.

oh yeah. tact is for people not witty enough for sarcasm.
-Matt